I'm SO bored.
Thank god its Friday & I have Monday off or I just may beat my head bloody.
It's been such a long week with the getting my girl parts ripped open, pms, all these fun new hormones in my body, and learning about what an asshat my new teacher is going to be.
I'm ready for a big ass glass of wine with tonights family dinner. The sistah, the bruddah, and the hired help pops are heading up to the house for some delicious pot roast, chillaxin', and mucho homework. Well, the sistah and I are doing homework and the boys will geek out and watch movies. I'm so looking forward to sweats, a hoody and my rockin' slippers.
My girl parts STILL hurt and I'm convinced that theres an alien life form growing inside me. Anyone ever had an ovarian cyst? WTF does it feel like? I have this horrible constant ache on my lower left side of my tummy, right above where your ''hairline'' would be. It's an alien isn't it? I knew it! Well, at least when I die, they can name a disease after me. Woots!
Tomorrow I'm getting my yearly eye exam, I think my eyeballs are ok--I def have to get some new sunglasses; I'm only like 3 prescrips behind my glasses. I still love my glasses, so I'm ok holding on to them for awhile. :)
After the eye exam I'm going to have to spend the rest of the weekend doing homework. It occured to me that I only have 11 pages of 20+page paper done that is due on tuesday evening. Oh ya and my new teacher? gah, this syllabus is SCARY and full of lots of complicated work. Thankfully, the class is only 8 weeks long.
Hope everyone has a good weekend.
xoxoxo,
Jess
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hee hee hee...you said "asshat"...
Do you know Betsy Taylor, Queen of the Vampires?
Your blog rocks, sistah! Will be stalking you as a repeat offender...
Flippin' awesome!
dawn
okay- it looks AWESOME in here!!! i LOVE it and you have to help me figure out how to the column on the other side!
okay, you poor thing and your parts. i have cysts, the ones that come and go and if i have an exam when they're all angry, i hurt for days. you had some major construction work in there- massive piledriving in the wrong areas. hang in there. i hate that "i'm aware of my insides" pain. it blows.
you sound absolutely BURIED in schoolwork. hot damn, girl- you conquer that SHIT!
aye! i'm sorry you have an alien growing. and yes, my medical degree (the one that is invisible) says that i'm able to diagnose such pain as an alien growing inside. in my 3rd year of residency i learned that if you drink enough pretty glasses of wine the pain goes away. however the next morning headache isn't always worth the trade.
enjoy!!
I just have to say.... I am so glad I'm not in school right now!!!! I have a kid and that's totally like a school for all things life... but I'm just glad I don't have to write a paper!!!!
BTW, the blog is super cute!!! Love it.
And sorry for your girl parts, ugh, that sucks. Hope it all feels better soon.
:)
~Tabitha~
freshmommyblog.com
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