Even I have a limit.

I've mentioned in the past how I like fancy things. I like shiny sparkly jewelry, expensive handbags, $5 coffees, and taking Miss Molly to the doggy spa. It's a rare time when I find a line over silly frivolous things but I think I may have found that line. Shocking, I know.

Have you heard of this shiz:

"Eurythmics star Dave Stewart has created a $2,000 vibrator. You’re probably thinking, “What kind of effing vibrator costs that kind of money?” It’s called the “Little Steel Tonight” vibrator, so we guess it doesn’t offer much besides a satin finish, a row of 28 diamonds and promotion for Stewart’s latest solo song. We’re not really sure what satin finish means. We thought all vibrators were supposed to be smooth, especially ones in shape of a bullet. This sex toy is also meant to be worn, hence the diamonds. The makers have threaded a leather chord through the cap and there’s also a custom guitar pick attached to the chord. Why anyone would want to use a vibrator that had been worn all day is beyond us. The chorus from Stewart’s song encircles the bullet, also. Plus, you can download the song for free after purchasing the vibrator." [via the frisky]


Its really not all that impressive, at least in my opinion. If I'm dropping $1400 on a vibrator, the damn thing better get up and cook me some food after getting me off. I read it to the husband and his first words were "don't even think about it" I'm all like look, "my wedding ring diamond scratches me enough, no worries" When I discussed it with the sister I said, "I'm not shoving up inside me with diamonds on it. What if it gets stuck?" To which she replied, "Well you'd def be known as the chick with the diamond punany" This is exactly why I love my sister. Freaky that we are so alike.

Speaking of the sistah, I had a lovely brunch with her Sunday at one of our fave places to eat, First Watch. It was mm mm gooood. After that, we headed back to my crib to search for her a new job and then hit up the Tar-jay. The pops joined up with us and we got Marissa's school supplies tackled for college then stuffed oursevles silly on Five Guys Burgers. I think I could still heave I'm so stuffed from there.

Last but not least, I got a new layout, OBVIOUSLY. I booted the sister, cuz she's LAME. Haha, I kid I kid. Sorta. But mainly because I was seriously starting to look like I had two personalities and while that is totally cool and entertaining at a party, not so easy to maintain here in blogger land. Plus, my inner nerd reallly wanted my own domain to rule. It's a small power trip, but its the little things in life. It gives me mucho satisfaction and it didn't cost me $1400 damn dollahs.

The other thing is I joined up a hella cool blog site I discovered this weekend off a readers blog, HI YAYA! Its called Blog Stalkers Unite, pretty cool site. Go check it out! Remember to add the button to your blog like I did. Its cool and really, how often do you get to refer to yourself as a stalker and not get the slant eye?

xoxoxo,

Jess

P.S. I changed my format around to only show you the posts that I posted for that day. I'm just so wild these days, goodness.