1.2.09

I hope that everyone had a great New Years yesterday. I got a ton accomplished which is great for the house, crappy for me. I'm one worn out girl.

We had a nice brunch with the family yesterday. My sis, dad, Trey, me & b were all in attendance. B did all the cooking and Dad did the dishes, it was a nice break to be able to enjoy a mimosa and read the paper :)

After brunch, I started thinking about resolutions. My mind went into overdrive in 1.2 seconds and I had all this things I wanted to change about myself. So, for the safety of others, I elected to not make any New Years resolutions this year. Rest assured, its not because I know I'm perfect or something. Mainly, its because I can't handle the pressure and will flip and flake over them. I tend to be a tad bat shit crazy if you hadn't picked up on that. No fixin' that, its genetic. (no seriously, it is.) I'm not the best ''housewife'' at times. I hate/loathe to do the dishes and laundry. I suck at vaccuming; I mean really, how hard is it to vaccum?! I want a completely equal marriage, then bitch and whine when B makes ME take MY car to get an oil change. Gah! For sure!

I bitch about not being able to pewps and feel shitty (ha!) but then I don't eat right and take care of myself. I was totally on track with Weight Watchers and managed to lose 20lbs asap. One shitty bipolar day and I binge out and promptly gained it all back.

I dont have a lot of faith in myself so its easier to stay down when I have that big downard swing. I'm pulling a 4.0 in school but I'm positive any day I'm going to flunk out now. Or they are going to wake up and say, ''hey! what are YOU doing here? YOU dont belong in grad school!"

Isn't that overactive mind fantastic? Yeah, I put the brakes on that resolution shit.

So my resolutions arent going to be resolutions persay. Because, well, lets face it, I cant handle the pressure I'd put on myself. I really just want to set easy goals for myself that I can successfully handle. For example:

• Pick better Celebs for my Celebrity Death Pool. I really thought I had it in the bag with Amy Winehouse damn it.
• Take my vitamins daily with a laxative chaser. Nothin' like shitting out concrete.
• Drink water. Ice in my drinks at night really doesn't count anymore.
• Stop being such a procrastinator. I'll get started on that one tomorrow.
• Go back to Weight Watchers. Need to drop 60lbs asap. Make that two laxative chasers.
• Be less judging of World of Warcraft nerds. It's not fair to be so hateful of something totally lame I don't understand.
• Lower my daily wine intake by drinking a better quality of wine. (GENIUS!)
• Be a better blogger by opening up more.
• Talk husband into Mini Cooper this year. This may happen if I'm not so picky on the color?
• Get Britney Spears to have sex take a pic with me after the concert.

Happy 2009 folks!

xo, Jess