According to Marissa...

According to the sister, today is MY DAY. Whew, thank god.

I was bitchin' earlier, (shock!) and complaining about havin' to go to the DMV today. She told me that today was my day, that Tuesday is the day to hit the DMV up because its the slowest day for them. That'd be lovely in theory I guess...if I hadn't have waited until December 30th to go to the seventh circle of hell. So I'm leaving work in 30 minutes to head out and go take care of all this shit.

After that I get to tackle the grocery store then for fun, maybe I should go get a pap smear! That would just totally round out my day. Today is a FUN FILLED day for sure!

I'm a little bitchy today, if you hadn't have picked up on that. I was up late putting the finishing touches on decorating our kitchen. Sigh, it needs it. Next up is the bedroom.. I'm excited for the things I got ordered from Etsy the other day.. Not so excited about waiting til Jan 12th for them to be shipped.

Oh forgot to tell you about the random police harassment I experienced this morning.

The motha'fuckin' man is always tryin' to hold me down.

I was cruising down North Oak which is the main drag in my town. Minding my own bizness headin' to get me some free coffee at QT when I heard sirens coming up behind me. I look in my rear view mirror and a cop is pulling me over! This never happens to me! Ok, well it happens, but usually on days where I am wearing a low cut shirt and stand a chance of talkin' my way out of it. Today, well, lets just say I def am not playin' my A game.

The asshole cop pulls me over and does the customary BS, license/registration stuffs. After he announces why he pulls me over, I went from cranky to straight up bitchy in about 2.3 seconds. He tells me that pulled me over for my third brake light being out. MY THIRD BRAKE LIGHT. Seriously? I have two perfectly good working ones and suddenly the one in my back window is important?! I was dumbfounded and straight up bitchy so our convo went like this:

Me: Seriously? You pulled me over because my third brakelights not working?
AC(asshole cop): Yes ma'am. Its a violation of code blahblah.
Me: Seriously?! I have two perfectly good working lights and you pulled me over for that? Thats stupid.
AC: Well ma'am I'm sorry you feel that way, but when your car has all three lights, you have to have them all in working order.
Me: Seriously?! Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? My third light?
AC: Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to calm down.
Me(shaking head): My third brake light. I'm glad my tax dollars pay for this. Its good to know your stopping all people with that third brake light out. Its so important. Thank god that body in my trunk kicked out that light and not the others! You know, the one in MY WINDOW.
AC(big grins): The BODY? I'm going to need your permission to search your car.
Me: Whatever ass, search away.

What a serious dick. I guess I shouldn't have gotten lippy but seriously?!! My third brake light? F'in moron. Apparently, you mention the words body and the next thing you know a cops going through your car. After a warning about the light, a discussion on my lack of respect for authority figures, and 'have a nice day ma'am', I was out of there.

What a day I say.

xo,

Jess